After 2 years of punching, kicking, screaming and crying, the fight many analysts have deemed 'The Most Annoying Fight of All-Time' has finally ended.
The epic bout, held high above the earth's stratosphere concluded this weekend in a stunning turn of events when PPF House representative, Howie, who many had expected to lose, beat the heavily favored Jane into submission with a move reminiscent of a young Royce Gracie. With his last minute heroics, Jane, as per the conditions of the fight, has been forced to relinquish her freedom and is now an eternal servant of the Shia clan.
In all seriousness though, we want to congratulate Howie and Jane and wish them a million years of awesomeness and high fives. Welcome to the fam Jane.